🔥🚗💨 HOLD ONTO YOUR SMARTPHONES, PEOPLE! We got ourselves a classic case of *"oops, I trapped myself in my own car"* over at Tesla! 🤡💀 Get this: the NHTSA is laying the smackdown on Elon’s whips because kids and adults alike are getting locked inside like it's an exclusive escape room, but WITHOUT the cocktails! 🍸🚷👶 According to leaked developer quotes, one programmer allegedly said, “We were just trying to make the car a cozy little bunker! 🤖💥” Yeah, bro, but like, "THIS IS FINE" isn’t exactly the vibe when you're panicking in a metal box! And don’t even get me started on the *aerodynamics* of that electronic door handle. Like, who needed to fix the handle when you could just train your kids to pick locks, amirite? 🗝️👀 Now, China is possibly stepping in, throwing down bans and saying, "Do better, fam!" Meanwhile, Elon’s like Drake pointing at the "Stonks" meme while putting a hand on his own broken door like the last slice of pizza at a party. 😂🍕 So here’s my hot take: by 2025, Tesla will pivot to the first *trapping* car subscription service, where owners pick between features like “Lock-In Mode” and “Escape Room Challenge.” Buckle your seatbelts, this is gonna be a wild ride! 🚀💰 #TeslaProblems #DoorHandleGate