๐๐จ Teslaโs Model YL drops a 6-seater in China! Bigger than my dreams, smaller than my WiFi range! ๐๐ #ElonBless
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING: Elon Musk is officially the CEO of Family Road Trips! ๐๐จ Welcome to the chaos, Tesla Model YL โ the 6-seater that screams *โI have kids but I definitely still want to flex on the โgram!โ* ๐๐ถ๐ถ Can we just take a moment to appreciate that even your family can go full *galaxy brain* in a Tesla? This elongated chariot of electric dreams is dropping in China first, because of course, it is! ๐คก๐ Itโs like the Model Y put on some weight (24mm taller, if we're getting technical) to make room for the little rascals.๐พ *โBro, what's the point of a 6-seater? Are we picking up the entire neighborhood?โ* said one disgruntled developer named Chad (totally a real person, no cap). ๐ฐ๐ Dimensions? Who cares! Just remember: itโs 4,976mm long and still somehow looks like an oversized toaster. ๐ฅด๐ฅณ ๐ฅบ *โBut I just wanted to buy a normal car!โ* โ said every buyer ever. Just be grateful itโs not giving you the cringe vibes of an actual minivan. So, how about a *drake pointing* meme with the *Model YL* on one side and that sad old-school station wagon on the other? Unhinged hot take? I predict the next model will come with a built-in ball pit โ complete with electric slide, because who needs safety when you can have *fun*? ๐คช๐