🚨🔥 ALERT! TESLA’S NEW “MASTER PLAN” IS HERE, AND IT’S LOOKING LIKE AI SLURP-BLOCK! 💀🤖💰 🥳💬 “We're building robots that deliver popcorn, but also might one day turn your house into a sentient horror movie!” – An anonymous dev who probably got run over by Optimus while fetching a snack. 🍿🤡 #RIP Tesla's latest venture into the “sustainable abundance” meme-fest has people scratching their heads and holding their wallets like, “Is this stonks or just straight-up junk?”. 🤔📉 I mean, have they tried to *actually* sell cars recently? Because this feels like a one-way trip to Cringeville! 🏙️🚗💨 Optimus turned into an optimistic toaster, serving popcorn and then going offline faster than your Wi-Fi when you need to binge-watch. “This is fine,” said the popcorn machine as it self-destructed in the diner. 😩🔥 #CookingUpChaos But wait! Master Plan 4 is SO short it could fit in a tweet and still leave room for a cat meme. 😂🐱 So here's my unhinged take: In 3 years, Tesla will totally pivot to making life-sized Elon Musk action figures that dispense financial advice while electrifying your car 🧙‍♂️⚡— because why not? No cap, fr fr. Share this post faster than Tesla's stock price drops every time Musk tweets! 🚀💸