🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Tesla has decided that spending money on ads is so last year 🤑💅! According to leaked SEC files (🕵️‍♀️, totally not a laundry list of how to save money on marketing), it seems they’re cutting back on ads BIG TIME—like, "I brought a salad to a barbecue" level of cutting back 😂. Why? Because Tesla’s sales are about as vibrant in Europe as a soggy baguette 🥖🤢. Imagine trying to sell a hotdog at a vegan festival—this is the energy we’re dealing with here, fam. Here’s what a *totally legit* Tesla developer had to say about it: 🗣️ “We just figured why pay for ads when we can let Elon’s Twitter rants do the heavy lifting?” 😤🔥 So what does this mean? Stonks going down, baby! 📉💰 This is the equivalent of wearing socks with sandals in the tech world—CRINGE AF! But fear not, Tesla fanboys and fangirls—I have a HOT TAKE 🔥! Next week they’re gonna unveil a new feature that lets you *self-assemble* your own Tesla out of IKEA furniture. It’s called, “Model IKEA,” and, *real* talk, it’s going to change everything. This is fine. 😳🚀 #TeslaIsNowA#DIYProject #MemeTheWorld