🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Tesla's Insurance is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine! 💦💀 So, apparently, the California Department of Insurance has been sending Tesla letters like they're warning a toddler to stop drawing on the walls since 2022! ✉️✏️ But what’s that? Consumer complaints are multiplying faster than your ex’s Tinder matches! 🥴💔 Leaked dev quote from a "source" inside Tesla: "We thought the claims process was like the Tesla factory: full of delays and questionable quality. Guess we nailed it!" 🤖🤡 Meanwhile, this is fine. 🐕🔥 While the rest of us are just trying to file a claim, Tesla owners are out here wondering if they need to send their claims via carrier pigeon just to get a response. 🕊️💰 Also, here's a wild thought: What if their insurance is just a glitchy algorithm with a “Cope & Seethe” button? 🚀 Prediction: By 2025, Tesla will replace their whole insurance arm with a virtual assistant named "ElonBot" who only replies to claims with "Did you try turning it off and on again?" 💩💸 Based or cringe? You decide! Share this chaos before Elon makes me delete it! 🤭🔥