🚨🚗💥 MEME ALERT: Brace yourselves, fam! 😱 Tesla's Full Self-Driving (FSD) is *BACK* at it again – this time, driving worse than your little cousin trying to parallel park for the first time! 😂🅱️ You heard it right, fam! The NHTSA just dropped another investigation like it's hot 🔥, and it’s already the third one this YEAR! This is no cap—Tesla's FSD isn’t just crashing into the future; it’s crash-landing into chaos! 💀🚀 🔍 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I thought the FSD software was just a meme… turns out it’s our CEO’s secret side hustle in comedy! Like, what’s next? Autonomous clown cars? 🤡” While Elon and co. are busy flexing their sales numbers 📈 (LMAO stonks going up like my blood pressure after seeing that remote parking fiasco), the NHTSA is out here doing the real work: investigating how many ways a Tesla can go full “This is fine” ☕🔥 before we finally admit it’s an expensive video game with a 'driving' feature. Hot take: In 2026, Tesla will pivot to a new venture—underwater “self-driving” submarines! 🌊🚀 Because if you're gonna crash, might as well do it in style, right? *Seethe and cope, haters.*