🚨🔥BREAKING: Tesla’s Self-Driving Claims: 🚗💨 *STOP THE CAP* 🔥🚨 So, Tesla decided to drop a bomb over the weekend, announcing that their Full-Self Driving (aka “Put Your Life in the Hands of Elon” mode) got the green light from the Dutch regulators 🇳🇱. 🚀 They were basically throwing a rave, right? But then the RDW came swinging like it was the “Me vs. You” meme, like *hold up* ⏳—that’s not how this works 😳. “Hey fam, we never approved that,” the regulators said, rolling their eyes harder than Drake in that one meme. 🧐💔 *Insert cringe sound here* 👀 Meanwhile, they’re running damage control like “Stop Spamming Us, Tesla Stans!” 😂💀. A leaked quote from an RDW official said, “We’re still waiting on Elon’s next miracle cure for traffic. Until then, we’ll just be here sipping tea.” 🍵✨ So, what’s the takeaway? It’s like watching a toddler with crayons trying to “draw” a picture: a hot mess. This is the tech version of “this is fine” 🐶🔥. 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Tesla will claim victory over the “Name Your Price” car insurance model, and everyone will have to live in a virtual reality to avoid their FSD car-mageddon. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🎢💰🚀