🚗💥 **BREAKING: TESLA’S FSD CRASH DATA is NOW EVEN MORE MISLEADING!** 🔥🤡 So Tesla just launched a shiny new webpage to flaunt its “safety” stats for Autopilot & FSD, and let's be real here: it’s like putting a fresh coat of paint on a haunted house! 🏚️💀 #ThisIsFine. 💩 This new info hub is like that kid in school trying to show off their homework when everyone knows they just Googled the answers! “Look, I did the math!” 🙄😂. But safety experts are throwing shade harder than your friend who keeps getting friend-zoned. “Yeah, Elon, nice try, but it’s too little, too late!" 👨‍💻 *Imaginary Developer Quote:* “Honestly, we just want people to trust our cars more than their own parents. Is that too much to ask?” 🤷‍♂️💔 And here’s the tea ☕: If you thought that self-driving cars would solve all your problems, you’ve got more hope than Drake in a TikTok dance challenge. 🚀🥵 **Prediction Time:** By 2025, Elon Musk will announce he’s putting FSD inside toasters. “Just throw in your bagel, and let the toaster drive you to brunch!” 🥯🤖 #Stonks Share if you also think this is a recipe for disaster! 💣💥