🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Tesla’s Full Self-Driving is officially the new participant in "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People"!!! 🤡🤖💔 Y’all, the NHTSA just served up a piping hot investigation on FSD – and it’s NOT looking good. Over 50 reports of this tech trying to audition for Fast & Furious 🤬 – running red lights, crossing yellow lines, and turning illegal like it’s auditioning for a get-out-of-jail-free card! 🚦💀 #YOLO Imagine Elon Musk 🪐 typing frantically: “full self-driving = full self-destruction?” 💀💭 Talk about the ultimate “this is fine” meme. Yeah, it’s fine until you’re in the passenger seat of your own car and it’s like “bet, let’s treat that red light like a suggestion!” 😳💨 One "leaked" dev quote goes like this: “If we don’t turn it off, it’ll think it’s in a video game and try to drift around pedestrians. No cap.” 🤷‍♂️😂 Frankly, this is what happens when you let your software decide to live its best life while we all just wanted to get to Taco Bell! 🌮👀 So, here's the unhinged hot take: Tesla needs to stop treating Full Self-Driving like it’s a beta version of GTA VI or we’ll be seeing “Manslaughter by Tesla” in the next headline! STONKS DOWN! 💰🐷🚀 Share this with a friend who thinks they can trust machines! 💥🔥