🚗💨 BREAKING: Tesla unleashes the *robotaxi* apocalypse with a Model Y running the 15-mile gauntlet from factory to customer like it’s on a mission from Skynet! 😂🤖 That’s right folks, Elon Musk’s latest stunt is like sending a child off to college—except that child is a CAR that now thinks it has the IQ of a toaster. 🍞🔥 **Leaked dev quote**: “We basically told it, ‘Just keep going straight and pray the traffic lights know your vibe.’” 📈 This isn’t just any joyride—this bad boy did highways, surface streets, AND a roundabout. It’s basically the *Fast and Furious* of suburban driving. 😎 *Drake Approved!* *Drake Disapproved!* Is this based, or just cringe? No cap, I’m getting *This Is Fine* vibes over here. 🔥💀 **MID-DRIVE REACTION:** "It’s driving itself, but if it stops short in traffic, I'm gonna need therapy.” 🤡💔 Final hot take: Brace yourselves, the day we’re ordering robotaxis like Uber is coming—except they’ll probably be a cult of personality where you have to give a TED Talk to even start the engine! 🚀 *Stonks* or *no stonks*? Who knows, but my wallet is already crying! 💰💀💥