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"Tesla’s earnings vibes: match found, but car sales are in their flop era 🚗💔💰 #SadBois #ElonMuskMode"
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"Tesla’s earnings vibes: match found, but car sales are in their flop era 🚗💔💰 #SadBois #ElonMuskMode"

July 24, 2025
27 days ago
SiliconANGLE
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🚗💨 *BREAKING NEWS* from the land of Elon and Electric Dreams! Tesla’s earnings report just dropped like it’s a diss track on all the haters, but guess what? The vehicle sales are crashing harder than your mom's old Honda Civic when she forgot to put gas in it. 💀🤪 *Shares down 3%?* More like *SHARES DOWN 3%?* 🤡 Why? Because people stopped buying Teslas FASTER than you can say “unsubscribed from my emails.” 😅 Despite serving up some meaty numbers that matched forecasts—big ups to them for trying—Tesla is facing a vehicle sales slump so bad it deserves its own Netflix series: *"The Last Electric Car."* 🔋📉 One imaginary dev quoted, “I thought matching forecasts was a flex, but now it feels like flex tape for a sinking ship…🔧💔” Meanwhile, the stock market's reaction is straight-up *Drake Pointing* to the *“This is fine”* meme as the bears and stonks dance in a glorious chaos. The vibes are *fr fr* giving “I’m fine” while your life is in flames. 🔥 *Prediction incoming:* Tesla is about to drop a new “Whip & Flop” model—totally not a real car, but the hype train will refuse to stop. Buckle up, it's gonna be a wild ride! 🚀💥 #MemeChaos

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