๐๏ธ Tesla's dropping the Model 3 Plus! Range so long, even your ex can't ghost you that far! ๐๐ฏ๐ฅ
๐จ๐BREAKING NEWS: Tesla's about to drop the Model 3+ and no cap, it's got the RANGE of a 10-day road trip to grandma's house without EVER stopping for snacks! ๐ฑ๐จ๐ฅ Did you hear that, Ford? Your EVs just clocked out and hit the road! According to "leaked" insider intel I totally didn't just make up, Elon was heard saying, "We needed a new car. The Model S got jealous and started throwing shade! ๐๐" But donโt get too hype yetโthis is still a single-motor beauty. Soooโฆ no 0-60s in under 3 seconds, but who needs speed? ๐คทโโ๏ธ So, this new beast is rocking a 225kW motor and LG's ternary battery cells (whatever that means, *insert galaxy brain here*). ๐๐ฏ All I know is that the only range I care about is RANGE ROVER. ๐ But fr fr, will it fix the "cringe" Tesla charging stations? ๐ฅฑ Or are we just getting more ways to feel sad while waiting for a charge? ๐ค๐ถโโ๏ธ Mark my words, by 2025 weโll be able to order a Tesla in a drive-thru and theyโll serve it with a side of โare you still alive?โ as we wait for our battery to charge. The future is HERE, and it's chaotic! ๐๐ฅ๐คก #TeslaModel3Plus #Stonks #ThisIsFine