🚨🔋BREAKING NEWS: Tesla's about to drop the Model 3+ and no cap, it's got the RANGE of a 10-day road trip to grandma's house without EVER stopping for snacks! 😱💨💥 Did you hear that, Ford? Your EVs just clocked out and hit the road! According to "leaked" insider intel I totally didn't just make up, Elon was heard saying, "We needed a new car. The Model S got jealous and started throwing shade! 🚗💔" But don’t get too hype yet—this is still a single-motor beauty. Sooo… no 0-60s in under 3 seconds, but who needs speed? 🤷‍♂️ So, this new beast is rocking a 225kW motor and LG's ternary battery cells (whatever that means, *insert galaxy brain here*). 📈💯 All I know is that the only range I care about is RANGE ROVER. 😎 But fr fr, will it fix the "cringe" Tesla charging stations? 🥱 Or are we just getting more ways to feel sad while waiting for a charge? 🤔🚶‍♂️ Mark my words, by 2025 we’ll be able to order a Tesla in a drive-thru and they’ll serve it with a side of “are you still alive?” as we wait for our battery to charge. The future is HERE, and it's chaotic! 🚀🔥🤡 #TeslaModel3Plus #Stonks #ThisIsFine