🚗💥 BREAKING NEWS: Tesla's Door Handles Are About to Get a Glow-Up! But Wait—Ain't It Harder Than It Sounds? 🤡🤖 So here’s the tea ☕: China’s rolling in with some new rules, and they’re ready to throw a wrench in Elon’s door-handle aesthetics! 😱 Say goodbye to those sleek flush handles we all pretended were “aesthetic” but were actually just an excuse for Elon to flex on us. 💅💁‍♂️ 🚪🔥 Imagine this convo at Tesla HQ: 👨‍💻 “Hey, Elon, the door handles are too… futuristic?” 🚀 “So you want me to put a freaking knob on it like it’s 1999?” #Cringe 🤦‍♂️ And let’s be real, if they start doing that, are they *even* a tech company anymore? More like “Stonks or Frownks?” 📉💰 But don’t worry, when they redesign those handles, they will probably charge us a cheeky extra $5,000 for the “luxury” upgrade. ✨💸 🚨HOT TAKE: Just wait until they add a “door handle subscription service” next! Fr fr, Elon’s next tweet will probably read: “Handle life the Tesla way. One handle per month. Embrace the chaos.” 😂 This is fine… right? 💀💀💀 #TeslaDrama #HandleMeDaddy