🚨🚗💥 BREAKING: Tesla is hitting the “REDO” button on its door handles, fam! 🛠️💀 After owners turned into human burritos 🔥, trapped by their *futuristic* spaceship tech, the hype train has derailed! 🚂💨 So, the genius behind the madness, Chief Designer Franz von Holzhausen (a name that sounds like a boss in a video game) has let it slip that they’re merging 🤖 the electronic and manual door releases! 👀 You know, just in case we need to bail out of a Tesla faster than Elon can tweet out “to the moon!” 🚀🌕 Meanwhile, I can just imagine a conversation in the Tesla HQ: 📞 "So, uh, Franz, how many folks were trapped? 🤔" 🧙‍♂️ “Enough for a new episode of ‘This Is Fine’... but like, we can fix that, right?” Look, no cap, this is peak cringe, like trying to open a microwave with a smartphone app. 🤦‍♂️ But hold on! Here’s the *big* brain prediction: in two years, these handles will become sentient and start locking you in until you solve a Sudoku puzzle or tell them how great they are! 🚪✨📈 #Stonks 💰 Share this chaos and let’s set the internet ablaze! 🔥🔥🔥