🚨🚗💥 *BREAKING NEWS* From the land of meme gods and egos the size of Mars: ELON MUSK IS BUILDING A SUPERCOMPUTER! 🤖🔥 (Cue the dramatic music!) Meet DOJO, not the kung-fu class you took to dodge your responsibilities, but Tesla's secret sauce for turning cars into sentient beings that can drive your ex's new partner's mom's cat to the vet! 😳😼 So, here's the tea ☕️: Musk is taking Tesla from just another car company to THE AI company. Think of it as if Skynet went to MIT instead of killing humans. 🤖💀 But wait, can we talk about FULL SELF-DRIVING??? 👀🧐 I mean, it’s like saying “I’m a self-sufficient human” while still texting your mom for lunch money. *This is fine* meme for scale. 🙃 Some leaked quotes from the development team: 🗣️ “Dojo? More like Do-No! 😂” 🗣️ “Yo, if this works, I’m quitting to start a llama farm.” 🦙💰 Will Musk succeed in turning our cars into Roombas that have mastered the art of getting us coffee? Or will we be left trying to teach our model Tesla to parallel park while on a Zoom call? 🤷‍♂️🚀 📢 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we will have fully sentient Teslas that refuse to drive anywhere unless you pay them in stonks. WOOOOOOO! 💥💰🚀 #MemeItTillYouMakeIt