🚀🔥 Welcome to the **Tesla Diner & Drive-In**, where nostalgia meets the future and your car charges faster than your smartphone on 5G. Just opened at 4:20 PM (nice) in Hollywood 🕓✨, it’s like having a cosmic burger while your Tesla gets a caffeine boost! 😂🍔🔋💥 Imagine this: you’re slamming a chili cheese dog while Elon Musk himself drops in (maybe to ask if you can tip the waitstaff in Dogecoin? 💰🐕). The menu is as loaded as my 2022 tax return—classic diner fare like burgers and hot dogs, but like, with a side of *electricity*👾! And of course, they’ve adorned the walls with ALL THE Tesla merch – because who doesn’t want a hoodie that screams "I am SO rich I can eat overcharged fries"? 🤡💸 Source? Ah yes, *Not a Tesla App* — that’s right, folks, the REAL MVP of keeping us updated on Elon’s diner escapades. You just KNOW there were leaked dev quotes like “Can we charge the burgers next?” 💀🚀 So here’s my hot take ☕: within the next year, every major tech company will have its own theme diner, and the secret menu will include NFTs you can chew. Y’all thought Elon was just about rockets? Nah, he’s about rocket fries too! This is fine. 🔥🔥🔥