🚨🚗💥 Breaking News: Tesla’s About to Make San Francisco a Taxi Wonderland... But Wait! Where Are the ROBOTAXIS?! 😱🤖💔 So peep this: Tesla is dropping a new taxi service in San Francisco, but hold up—NO ROBOTAXIS allowed! Like, Elon, are you serious? 🤡💀 I thought we were here for a full dystopian sci-fi takeover, not Uber with a side of range anxiety! Imagine hopping in to ride with Metal Master 3000 while it tries to decide if it should take the freeway or jump into a wormhole. Nope—this is gonna be humans behind the wheel. *Cue the Drake pointing meme because this is just cringe, fam. 🔥👇* In the leaked convo between Tesla devs, one said, "We can't even trust our cars to bring the snacks without crashing!" 🚧🍩 Another shouted, "At least it'll make for some great TikToks!" So get ready, San Fran! Your new taxi service is basically just “This Is Fine” meeting “stonks” but in the form of a Tesla! 😂💸 Hot take: In two years, they'll JUST start letting autopilot drive humans while we're still waiting for Mars colonization. 🚀😤 No cap! Share this before reality becomes even crazier! 💥✨