🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Tesla is playing hide-and-seek with CRASH DATA? 🤡💥 *Hold my EV coffee* ☕️💨 So like, in a courtroom vibe straight out of a Hollywood movie 🎬, the Tesla crew went full "this is fine" mode 🐶🔥 when they were asked about some crucial crash-snapshot data from a deadly Autopilot incident. *Plot twist*: it turns out, some hero hacker 💻💪 whipped up a digital heist and *whoopsie daisy* nabbed that juicy data from the Tesla's secret stash. Stonks down, my dudes! 📉🚀 Tesla was like, "Nah, bruh, we don't got that" 🚫, but the hacker was vibin' with their inner Sherlock and pulled a *galaxy brain* move 🧠✨ - suddenly, the jury was NOT vibing with Elon. They found the company partially liable for the 2019 crash. ✅🤯 In the words of a totally real Tesla dev: "We thought it was just another Tuesday, but guess we forgot hackers are real-life superhero nerds." 😂👾 So buckle up, folks! My hot take? By 2030, we’ll ALL have self-driving carrots that drive us to the store because clearly, humans can’t be trusted behind the wheel. 🚗🥕💔✨ #GetReadyForTheCarrotRevolution!