📢🚨🤖 Breaking News: Elon Musk Plans to Take Over the WORLD (Again)! 🌍💰 So, you thought the Tesla news couldn’t get wilder? Well, grab your energy drinks ’cause it just went FULL SEND! 🔥💥 Tesla is throwing Elon Musk a **TRILLION-DOLLAR** pay package! Yep, you heard that right! That's not just pocket change; that's *"I'm buying Mars and building a Starbucks there"* money! 🚀☕️ But wait, there’s a catch! To cash in on that fat stack of cheddar 🧀, he has to turn those sweet dreams of robotaxi fleets and *actual* functioning robots into reality. We’re talking Skynet-level ambition here, folks. 🤖💀 Meanwhile, Elon’s probably like “I’ve been training my robot army ALL YEAR, where’s my moolah?” 💸 Insider sources (aka my conspiracy theory friend with a TikTok) say, “We’re working on a secret project called ‘Elon’s Moneymaker’—it’s basically just sending out Teslas to collect the neighborhood trash for $2 a pop.” 🚓🚀 The board's strategy? 🤔 This is either genius or a *total* dumpster fire. 🔥💩 Final prediction: By 2025, we'll be riding robotcats as our taxi service, and Elon will be the galactic overlord charging us $5 for the ride. Stonks? More like *stonk-a-rama*! 📈🤡✨