🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk’s quest to be the world’s first trillionaire just got a green light from Tesla shareholders! 💸💸 You heard that right—Musk is on the sauce to earn a whopping $1 TRILLION, and all he has to do is make Tesla worth $8.5 TRILLION 🤯. Yeah, sounds easy, right? Just a casual 600% increase from the current market value of $1.4 billion. 🤡💀 Elon’s got to sell a million humanoid robots too—like we've all seen how well the last one turned out! 🤖😂 “Hey guys, if we can’t get our cars to drive themselves reliably, let’s throw some more shady robots into the mix! 🤷‍♂️” Leaked internal chat: “What’s the plan for the robots?” “IDK, just slap on a Tesla badge and call it a day!” 🤨🔥 Meanwhile, Musk is too busy decimating the federal government and claiming Mars like it's a really aggressive real estate investment 😂💰. But hey, no pressure, right? Just a few lofty goals and a timeline that makes the development of Half-Life 3 look like child’s play! 🔥👀 *HOT TAKE ALERT*: In 5 years, I predict Musk will soft-launch his own currency, "Muskcoin," where every transaction is a gamble on whether he’ll actually deliver a product! 🚀💫 #stonks #drakepointing meme. Tbh, this is fine.