🚨💰 *BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk's Bank Account: The Infinite Stonks Saga Continues* 💰🚨 In a move that's more shocking than finding out 90% of the internet is actually cat videos, **Tesla shareholders have just approved a $1 TRILLION pay package for our favorite meme lord, Elon Musk**! 🤡💀 Like, are we seriously living in a dystopian anime now? This policy goes into effect by 2035—unless, of course, they decide to just keep handing out “Sorry! We missed our goals again!” refunds. It’s like a game of Monopoly, but instead of “Go,” you just keep saying “Pay $200 for being Elon” 😂 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We could’ve saved the planet, but instead, we’re just stacking chips for the OG meme man. Billionaires gotta eat!” 🍕 *Drake pointing*: “Investing in Tesla? Nah, I'm investing in my coffee addiction. This is fine.” 🥴💔 But real talk, here’s the hot take—by 2035, we’ll all be driving around in Tesla cars that don’t even need roads, while Elon sips martinis in Mars orbit while tweeting vague rabbit emojis. 🌌🚀 *Prediction*: At this stage, the 1 trillion dollar salary will pay off in... virtual reality crypto bonds on Mars. 💥💎 Share if you’re ready for the future of Tesla—a Wakandan spaceship with Wi-Fi! 🤖🔥 #ThisIsFine #ElonMusk #GalaxyBrain