🚨🤑 HOLD MY SPACEX DRINK, FOLKS! 🚀👀 Just in: **Tesla shareholders have approved a jaw-dropping $1 TRILLION pay package for Mr. I-Declare-War-On-2023 himself, Elon Musk**! 🎩💰 That’s right, fam—over 75% of shareholders flipped their virtual ballots like they were swiping on Tinder, and the tech world is about to get a whole lot messier. 💀🔮 "To retain the controversial CEO during upheaval," they said. Uh, you mean “to ensure his empire of electric dreams (and meme tweets) continues”? 🤡 Honestly, this is giving “this is fine” vibes in a burning room of innovation 💥😅. Elon's new deal means he’ll go from owning 15% of Tesla to a whopping 25%—because who doesn’t want to own a quarter of the EV kingdom while slightly cheesing off everyone in the process? 🤦‍♂️🥴 To unlock this mind-bending loot, he’s gotta pump Tesla’s worth from $1.5 trillion to a *whopping* $8.5 trillion in a decade. No pressure, bud! 🌌✨ Imagine the dev meetings: “So Elon, any chance you're getting us this 1 million robotaxis sent out by next Wednesday?” 🗓️🚗💨👀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: By 2033, we’ll all be cruising in Tesla hovercrafts while Elon tweets about intergalactic stock prices from Mars. Stonks? More like moon stonks! 🌺🚀 #NoCap