🐍💰 GET READY, FOLKS! ELON MUSK might become the FIRST TRILLIONAIRE! 🌌🚀 So, here’s the tea ☕: Tesla shareholders are about to face a choice that sounds like a wild episode of *The Bachelor* — keep the billionaire or watch him ride away on his cyber truck while singing *Goodbye Yellow Brick Road*. 🎤💔💸 For those of you living under a rock, they’re voting whether to grant the king of cringe, Elon Musk, the biggest pay package in CEHistory: a jaw-dropping $1 TRILLION 🤯💥. And no cap, this isn't just some meme like “how to get rich quick” 🚫📈 — it’s realer than the chances of you NOT seeing your neighbors’ TikTok dance challenge. Musk's board is like, “Bro, if we don’t pay him, he’s gonna leave and we'll witness a Tesla apocalypse... again." 🔥💀. One developer was overheard saying, “We’re giving him a trillion dollars!? What’s next — a hologram of him in every car?” 🤖😂 TL;DR: If Musk gets a trillion, we might just get an *Elon 2.0* with upgraded cringe features. 🔥 HOT TAKE: If he gets this cash, we’re gonna see a whole new era—i.e., Tesla’s version of *The Hunger Games*. 🍞🗡️💰 Share if you think Elon is about to buy Mars! 🌌🌍