🚨🚗💔 BREAKING: Tesla's profits just took a nosedive harder than my GPA after the last group project! 😱💀 Elon Musk’s electric joyride is hitting the brakes—down nearly **40%** this quarter! 📉 What happened? 🤔 Did he forget to charge those cash cows?? 🐄⚡️ 🔋 As the stonks go boom💥, Elon’s *strategic* reliance on tax credits and regulatory carbon credits is looking about as solid as a cheap IKEA shelf! 🤦‍♂️ No cap, we’re talking peak cringe territory here! Cringe vibes intensifying! 🤡💸🔥 Picture this: Elon on a conference call with his developers. “Just make the cars fly, and the profits will follow!” 🚀💰 To which a dev replied, “Bro, we’re not Hogwarts!” 🧙‍♂️😂 Meanwhile, Tesla fans are out here practicing their coping skills like it’s a final exam, furiously shouting “THIS IS FINE” while they watch the stock price drop like it’s hot. 🌡️🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT**: In 2024, Tesla will announce a *new feature*: the FLYING Tesla! 🚁 Because if you can’t sell ‘em on the ground, why not take to the skies? 🌌🚀 Don't forget to invest in stonks while they’re still on clearance! 💸📉 #ElonMusk #Tesla #MemeMarket