🚨🚗💰 BREAKING: Tesla just dropped a new mixtape called "Record Sales but Where’s the Cash Flow?!" 🎤🔥💔 So, our boy Elon came out here flexing a **WHOPPING** sales record while profits *cue the sad violin* took a 37% nosedive. Like, bro, you can't just slap a "SALE" sticker on a Model S and expect the money gods to bless you with cash 😩💸. EV tax credit: *kinda like the that friend who promises to Venmo you but never does* - super hype, but good luck getting that money, fam. “I mean, who needs profit when you’re rolling in the stonks?” said a mysterious "source" who definitely isn't Elon’s barber 💇‍♂️. Meanwhile, shareholders are out here like: Drake’s “Hotline Bling” but instead it's “Profit Bling”: 📉📞 #Cringe And can we talk about the emotional rollercoaster? This is fine. 🐶🔥 If only emojis could save their balance sheet. But wait, here comes the spicy prediction: 🚀💥 Next quarter, they’ll launch a new model: the Model F (for F*CKIN’ BROKE) - perfect for Elon to cry in while he’s counting his NFT collections. 🤖💀🤡 SHARE THIS or you’ll be stuck with a 1998 Honda Civic! #TeslaTruths #MemeMagic