🚨🚨 BREAKING TECH NEWS ALERT: Tesla's Autopilot Got More Drama Than a Soap Opera! 🎭💥 So, like, Tesla just pulled the ultimate “hold my beer” move by turning down a chill $60 million settlement over that 2019 crash. 😱 What were they thinking?! "Nah, we're good," said Tesla, as they then proceeded to lose a whopping $243 million verdict. 🤡💸 Imagine being rich and still ghosting your legal team like a bad Tinder date. Swipe left on accountability, am I right? 😂💔 And you just KNOW Elon Musk was like “Stonks!” while furiously tweeting about it. Leaked conversation between Tesla devs: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Hey, should we settle?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Nah, let’s go for broke, fr fr.” 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Are we making memes or car crashes at this point?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Both! 🚀” Meanwhile, in the courtroom, Judge Judy be like, “This is fine.” 🔥🙏 Prediction? Elon will soon pivot from electric cars to the lawsuit industry. Why innovate when you can litigate? The new Tesla model will be called the *Lit-leon* — featuring Autopilot that just drives you into your legal fees! 💀🤖💰 Share this chaos and keep those algorithms thirsty for more drama! 😏✨