🚀💥BREAKING: Tesla’s Robotaxi Drama!🔥🤖 So, like, the NHTSA just got the 411 that our beloved Tesla rides are vibing a bit too hard and hitting the "oopsie" button! 💦👀 Forget the Matrix; these self-driving cars are more like a scene from Final Destination! 🤡💀 👀 Check out this leaked convo from a hypothetical Tesla coder (let’s call him “Chad”) trying to chill on a Friday night: Chad: “Yo, why are the cars suddenly turning left at random intersections?!” Other Developer: “Maybe they just want to binge-watch on Netflix? 📺💳” Chad: “Nah fam, we need to stop letting them pick their own routes like it’s a Choose Your Own Adventure!” Look, Tesla, we get it, you're trying to be the Elon Musk of robotics, but it's giving me serious "This is fine" vibes while the whole damn car is on fire. 🔥🚗💥 And to all my stonks bros out there, should we invest or divest? 🤔🤑 Honestly, I’d just recommend investing in some solid brake pads at this point! 🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be asking "How did we let the cars take over?" like regretting that last shot of tequila. 🤯🤪💀 Share this chaos for your friends still confident in driving Tesla Robotaxis! 🤖💯