🚨🤖🌪️ BREAKING: Tesla's Robotaxis are crashing HARDER than your mom's hopes for a stable job in tech! 😂💀💸 So check this out, fam: Tesla's flashy new Robotaxi service, which kicked off in June, is already in a full-blown GTA V stunt montage, and guess what? They’re not just crashing into other cars, but are becoming one with “fixed objects” in parking lots. Like, bro, this is the *real* definition of "going out with a bang!" 💥🅱️💔 Reports from the NHTSA reveal these metal chariots of doom have crashed FOUR TIMES since September, and they still have a human babysitter onboard! Like, hello? Isn't that supposed to make things *safer*?! 🧑‍🎤💬 "Did we really need humans if they’re just here to witness the robot apocalypse?" said a disgruntled Tesla developer getting paid in stonks. 🤡💔 But don’t worry, folks! In true Elon fashion, these robotaxis are trending upwards in the internet drama chart. 🚀🔥 So, what's next? A new service called Giga Fails? No cap, we’re waiting for the Tesla taxi dance-offs happening after these crashes. 🤣💃 Hot take: in 2024, don’t be surprised if Elon claims the next update will allow you to *drive the robotaxi from your couch*. This is fine. 🚗✨💀 Good luck, future of transportation!