🚨🌌 BREAKING NEWS: TESLA vs. HACKER – WHO YA GOT? 🤖💀 👀 So apparently Tesla was out here playing hide-and-seek with fatal crash data like it's a game of *Among Us*. 🙈💥 Until a hacker swooped in like a hero in a poorly animated 90s movie, exposing the truth faster than you can say “Doge to the moon!” 🚀🐕 💔💔 So in 2019, a pedestrian tragically lost their life in Florida, and the court was all, “Hey Tesla, where’s that crash data?” And Tesla was like, “Bruh, we lost it!” 🤷‍♂️ Really, Elon? Are we living in a real-life episode of *This Is Fine*? 🔥🔥 But lo and behold, our mysterious hacker was basically Batman and pulled that data straight outta the Tesla. Call it hackermancy! 🦸‍♂️✨ "Dude, I was just trying to find some memes," said the hacker when asked. "Next thing I know, I’m holding Tesla’s secrets like a spicy jalapeño." 🌶️🤯 Meanwhile, Tesla is out here thinking they can keep secrets like they’re the *Krabby Patty formula*. But nah fam, we all know the *stonks* on this one are about to 🧨💰 explode. HOT TAKE: Next step? Tesla will release “Hacker Mode”—a Wi-Fi-free vault to store all vital data. 🔒 But will it come with a side of fries? 🍟😜 Share this chaos! This is too GOOD to keep to yourself! 🤡🔥💪 #Tesla #HackerMagic