🚨⚠️ BREAKING 🚨⚠️: Tesla's Model Y door handles are under investigation, and it’s not just because Elon wanted them to double as rocket launch pads! 💥🚀 I mean, if these handles were any more finicky, they'd be gearing up for a TikTok dance challenge! 💃🕺 Listen here: the NHTSA is finally putting on their grown-up pants and tapping those Elon levers with their gavel of justice, and what do we get? A safety probe that feels like watching a baby giraffe trying to walk for the first time! 🦒🙈 You thought you were getting a rebellious electric car? Nah fam, you just got a door handle that’s about as dependable as your Wi-Fi during an online exam! 🤦‍♂️💻 But no cap, does this mean I have to start opening my doors with a crowbar? 🧰🔥 "Honestly, we just wanted to keep it *on brand*" said some imaginary Tesla dev 🤖💬. "What's more electric than a door handle that zaps you when you pull it? THEATRICALITY!" Get ready, folks – by 2025, ALL Tesla models will come with a complimentary personal injury lawyer. 👨‍⚖️💼 If you’re not dodging door handles, are you really living? 📉💀 Prediction: Next, we’ll discover that your *key fob* is secretly a cryptocurrency miner. #TellMeImWrong 😂🚀