🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨 Tesla is finally putting down the SpaceX rocket fuel long enough to think about adding CarPlay support. But, plot twist: they're swerving Google’s Android Auto like it’s a pothole on a backroad! 🤠💔💀 👀 *IMAGINARY DEVELOPER QUOTE ALERT* 👾💬 “We love Apple because they make our stock price go *stonks* 📈! Google? **Who’s that?** Never heard of ’em!” - *some anonymous dude in a beanie* So, imagine this: you’re cruising in your Tesla, jamming to "Shoot for the Stars, Aim for the Moon" while giving Google Maps the stank eye like, "Bruh, not today." 🚗✨ Meanwhile, Android users are sitting there with their green bubble of despair like this: “This is fine.” 🔥🦑 Tesla basically just said, "Drake pointing to Apple logo, thumbs down on Android." 👇❌ *Cringe* alert activated! Is Elon just dodging Android Auto like it’s a 2007 flip phone? 🤖👀 🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥: What if, in a twist of fate, Tesla drops an exclusive Android Auto version? Only for the brave who dare to hope! Or maybe... they’re just gonna launch a new *TeslaMart* for fancy AIs to argue over who’s the best OS. 🤯💰💳 Share if you’re ready to ride this chaotic wave! 🌊💥