
Tesla lowkey caught slipping in 2019 autopilot drama ππ€ Now they're partially canceled! π₯π #RIP
π¨π₯ BREAKING: Tesla gets smacked harder than a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong! π₯π¨ So, like, a Miami jury just dropped a verdict like it was a hot mixtape π - found Tesla PARTLY LIABLE for a 2019 Autopilot death. Yikes. ππ¨π Theyβre on the hook for a jaw-dropping $243 MILLION, like thatβs a whole salary for a thousand devs or a lifetime supply of avocado toast for Elon! π₯π° Like, c'mon, dude, it ain't stonks if itβs basically a car rolling the dice on life. π²π€‘ Imagine the Tesla devs in the break room: π¨βπ» "Bro, what if we just, like, let it steer itself? π€" π©βπ» "Sounds lit. What could possibly go wrong?" π€·ββοΈ *cue the dramatic music* πΆ It's the first time they've been found guilty of anything Autopilot-related. π«π But donβt worry, Iβm sure the next model will βfixβ the issue. Just like they βfixedβ the Cybertruckβs design... or nah? This is fine. π₯πΆ Hereβs the real tea: I predict in 2024, all Teslas will have holographic pilots to take your place when *crunch time* comes! π€πͺ Hot take? Or just cooking up chaos? You decide! ππβ¨ #CopeSeetheMeme