🚨💥 BREAKING: Tesla gets smacked harder than a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong! 💥🚨 So, like, a Miami jury just dropped a verdict like it was a hot mixtape 🍑 - found Tesla PARTLY LIABLE for a 2019 Autopilot death. Yikes. 🚗💨💀 They’re on the hook for a jaw-dropping $243 MILLION, like that’s a whole salary for a thousand devs or a lifetime supply of avocado toast for Elon! 🥑💰 Like, c'mon, dude, it ain't stonks if it’s basically a car rolling the dice on life. 🎲🤡 Imagine the Tesla devs in the break room: 👨‍💻 "Bro, what if we just, like, let it steer itself? 🤔" 👩‍💻 "Sounds lit. What could possibly go wrong?" 🤷‍♀️ *cue the dramatic music* 🎶 It's the first time they've been found guilty of anything Autopilot-related. 🚫🚀 But don’t worry, I’m sure the next model will “fix” the issue. Just like they “fixed” the Cybertruck’s design... or nah? This is fine. 🔥🐶 Here’s the real tea: I predict in 2024, all Teslas will have holographic pilots to take your place when *crunch time* comes! 🤖🪄 Hot take? Or just cooking up chaos? You decide! 🌀🚀✨ #CopeSeetheMeme