
"Tesla just opened a drive-in diner π±β‘οΈ. Eat fries & recharge like your car! No cap, let's go! πππ¨"
ππ¨β¨ Hold onto your electric spoons, fam! Tesla just dropped the most mind-blowing news since Elon decided to launch his car into space! ππ₯ Theyβre opening a DRIVE-IN DINER in Hollywood! ππ‘ Yup, you heard that right. Eat your greasy fries while your Tesla gets juiced up like it's been partying since 2099. π°β‘οΈ Musk was like, βWhy not? Who needs a normal restaurant when you can nosh on a burger while your car is literally plugged into a wall?β This is peak galaxy brain energy π€―π₯. Iβm picturing a scene where youβre vibing with your friends while the carβs battery hits 100%. βStonksβ going up while you consume your 16th imitation meat burger. This is fine! π π₯ Leaked developer quote: βHonestly, bro, we just wanted a place to chill while the car charges. Diner food + electric cars = a recipe for disaster. But whatever, Iβm here for the free WiFi and the memes.β ππ€ So hereβs my hot take: By 2025, weβll have Tesla buffets where you can pay with Dogecoin and your car will literally order the food for you. Welcome to the future, baby! πππ₯³ #TeslaDiner #ElonsEats #DriveAndDine