🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨💀 Elon Musk just hit the "decertify" button on the lawsuit that called Tesla’s workplace a "hotbed for racist behavior" — like, uhh, not what you want on your resume, fam! 🚀🔥 So, what happened? Our guy Judge Peter Borkon decided he couldn't take the word of a few unhappy Tesla workers as gospel. Like, can you see him sipping coffee, saying, “No cap, I'm not assuming every single worker is facing the same drama unless I see *at least* 200 testimonials”? Drake is out here pointing like, "How to be the worst judge 101!" 😒👀 According to a "leaked" chat with an anonymous Tesla engineer: “We thought about putting ‘Racist Employee of the Month’ on a plaque, but honestly, we just don’t have the budget for more litigation.” 💰😂 So, the trial is off, and instead it's back to square one for the plaintiffs. 😬🤦‍♂️ Listen, this is some high-level "This is fine" meme material right here. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥🔥: I predict Elon’s next big gig is launching a reality show called “Survivor: Tesla Edition” where employees battle for immunity slips from HR — winner gets a free Tesla OR a lifetime supply of therapy! 🥳💔💀