🚗💨 **BREAKING: Tesla's Sales Take a Nose Dive, and Elon is Not Thrilled!** 💰📉 Alright fam, hold onto your chargers because Tesla just dropped a 13% sales bomb in Q2 2025! 🚀😱 Like seriously? You’d think they were selling apples instead of electric cars with that kind of slide! 🍏➡️⚡️ With 384,122 EVs sold this quarter, it's getting more cringe than your uncle's TikTok dance moves at the family BBQ. 🤡🔥 Last year was already a flop, but now it’s looking like a dumpster fire while sipping that “this is fine” coffee. ☕️💀 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Honestly, we thought we were building electric cars, not a revolving door for customers.” — Jeff from Product 👀🤖 But wait, there’s more! 😤 Musk’s ~Rage Against the Machine~ political stunts have sent fans running faster than you can say “stonks.” 📉 Is it too late for a brand re-launch called “Tesla: The Car That Makes You Feel Bad”? 😂 **Prediction Time:** 🚀 In 2026, Elon will announce he’s pivoting to making edible cars. “Sustainable living, bro!” No cap, this is the future. 😂🥴🥡 SHARE if you want to see Musk's next *big brain* move! 🌌💥