⚡️🚘**BREAKING: Tesla's Model Y/Model 3 Get a "Standard" Makeover!** 🤖💰 Hold onto your chargers, tech fam! ⚡️ Elon “I’m not a car guy, I’m a robot CEO” Musk just dropped a new *entry-level* Model Y 🛻🌌 and Model 3 🚗💨 for North America! Yup, that’s right! Now you can *almost* afford a Tesla without selling your kidney! 💸👀 But wait...remember that long-rumored $25K Model 2? Yeah, that got tossed into the SpaceX black hole while Elon fawned over his humanoid robot dreams. 🤖✨ Users are out here like, "This is fine” as they clutch their wallets, while Tesla fanboys will unironically say, “Bro, at least it’s not a Ford!” 😅🙌 Fake Elon quote from the office leak: “Why bother making cars when I can just create a robot army to drive them for me?” 🤡🚀 And with the whole IRS clean vehicle tax credit getting axed like a bad haircut ✂️, Tesla is about to go full-on *panic mode* if their stonks dip! 📉 🔮🔥**Buckle up, fam! Prediction time:** Within the year, we’ll see Tesla announce that the “new” Model Y is actually just a glorified grocery cart, because, why not? Based! 🛒💥 Smash that share button like you would smash a Tesla production line...if you had the guts! 💥🚀👻