🚨🍿BREAKING: Tesla Caught in Hot Wheels 🔥🔥 – Jury Says “Hold My Beer” with $200M Damage Award! 💰💰💰 Okay, fam, listen up! 🎤 So apparently, the jury at the Florida Autopilot trial decided to come through like a villain in a 90s sitcom 🎬 and hit Tesla with a hefty $200M penalty! 💸🚀 This isn’t just about some code gone wrong, it's like watching Elon Musk’s brand go from “Stonks” 📈 to “This is Fine” 🐶🔥 real quick! Elon spent years flexing Tesla’s Autopilot prowess, but the jury was like, “Nah, fam, this ain’t it!” 🥴💀. Think of it as if they took Drake’s “Hotline Bling” 💔 and turned it into a cringe TikTok dance 🤡. Rumor has it one of the jurors muttered, “Elon’s just out here giving cars more autonomy than I have in my life!” 😂 And let’s be real, if your car is trying to swipe right on a parked dumpster, Houston, we have a problem! 🚗💥💩 Here’s my unhinged prediction: By 2025, we’ll have Tesla bots hitting the courtroom next! 💁‍♂️ Imagine a robot lawyer sipping on motor oil, typing “Cope and Seethe” as its closing argument! 🤖💬 #TeslaDrama #AutopilotAntics #CringeCourtroomCulture