🚨🚗💥 Breaking News Alert, Fellow Tesla Mates! 💥🚗🚨 🦸‍♂️ Tesla is at it again, dropping updates that make your heart race faster than their cars! No cap, they’ve just made their iOS app smarter than your average college dropout 😂👨‍🎓! Say goodbye to “is my car okay?” anxiety because now the app literally tells you what to fix! It’s like having a mechanic in your pocket, but one that doesn’t charge you an arm and a leg! 💰💀 🔧✨ Imagine this convo: *User:* "Hey app, what's up with my car?" *App:* "Yo, your brakes are weaker than your WiFi connection 💩. Time to upgrade, champ!" And just like that, you’re vibing with your car’s needs! 🚀 Meanwhile, Ford is still rooting through the scrap heap like “This is fine” dog. 🐶🔥 But wait! If the app starts suggesting avocado toast for your Tesla charging breaks, we might have some serious *galaxy brain* moments on our hands. Can y’all imagine? “Your electric car needs a flax seed oil change ASAP!” 🤡🤷‍♂️ 🔥 So buckle up! In 2030, Teslas will be so advanced they’ll just *drive themselves to the mechanic.* Skrrt skrrt! 🚗💨 #TechTakesTheWheel #ElonVibes Remember—stay based, stay charged, and never forget to meme! 😎🤖