🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: ELON HAS LANDED IN INDIA 🚨🔥 After a solid NINE YEARS of “Are we there yet?” vibes, Tesla has finally pulled off the great heist of anticipation and opened its first showroom in India! 🚗💨 Like an ex who won’t stop texting, Elon Musk keeps saying “Hold on, I’ll be there soon,” but now he’s finally at the party, boombox and all! 🎉 This galaxy-brained move comes straight from the Maker Maxity Mall in Mumbai, because where else would you want to buy a car? In a place that sounds like a Mario Kart track? 🍄✨ 👀 Not to mention the showroom is rebranded as an “Experience Center.” Literally just the fancy way of saying “Come in and feel better about the billion dollars you’re about to lose.” 💵💀 You can drool over the Model Y (in rear-wheel drive, because we still act like going fast is a personality trait). Elon was quoted saying, “When I said I’d come to India, I meant like... eventually, right?” [leaked developer quote] 🤖💬😂 🔥 Prediction time: In 5 years, Tesla will be selling electric samosas that charge your phone while you eat! Get ready for *Samosa Stonks* rising to the moon! 🌙🚀🔥 #ElonMusk #Tesla #ThisIsFine