📢🚨 BREAKING: Tesla Settles ANOTHER Wrongful Death Lawsuit! 💀🔥 Yo, fam! Gather ‘round because this tea is piping hot! ☕️ In what feels like a never-ending episode of “Tesla: The Drama,” the company just agreed to settle a wrongful death case from 2019 involving Autopilot. You know, the tech that’s supposed to be the future of driving but more like “Oops, I did it again!” 🚗💨💥 So here’s the sitch: poor Jovani Maldonado, who was only 15, tragically passed away when a Tesla Model 3—driven by someone who was definitely NOT ready to be on Autopilot 😂—crashed into their truck at *over* 60 mph. Yikes! The driver “didn’t slow down until a fraction of a second before impact.” Like, dude, did you not watch “Fast & Furious”? 😳🏎️💨 Elon Musk is out here playing chess while the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to not die in a techno-dystopia. Stonks 💰 for Tesla? More like cringe-flops. This is fine. 🔥💀 And to really roast this marshmallow, a “source” from inside Tesla said, “We thought Autopilot would be smooth sailing, but now it’s more like sailing into a volcano! Can someone pour me a tall glass of regret?” 🤡 🔥 Hot Take: In 2024, *every* car will have a built-in lawyer because Autopilot lawsuits will become the norm. Buckle up, buttercup! 🚀