🎉🥴 IT'S OFFICIAL: Elon Musk's dream of thousands of Optimus robots is officially DOA! 💀🚀 That's right, fam, the *“we're gonna take over the world with sweet robot hands”* plan has hit a WALL—A HANDS WALL! 😱🤖 According to *sources* (aka my buddy Dave who works at Taco Bell but swears he’s an insider), Tesla’s latest obstacle isn’t finding the robot's soul, it’s actually making hands that don’t look like they belong to Cthulhu. 😬👀 *“If only we could just 3D print fingers like the rest of my weekend projects,”* said a *fake* developer who totally exists and was definitely not cooking nachos while emailing those words. 🤓🛠️ So, let’s recap: Elon’s got big dreams, but his robots are apparently getting ghosted faster than a Tinder date! 🤡💔 *Investors be like, “Stonks? More like sinkholes!”* 📉💰 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2026, Tesla will pivot from making robots to spaghetti flingers because they'll finally realize, “Hey, at least pasta can’t break!” 🍝🔥 Or maybe, just maybe, they’ll announce a joint venture with the IKEA manuals to make assembly required like life itself. This is fine. 🤷‍♂️💯