🚀🔥 *BREAKING NEWS: TESLA GOES STONKS!* 🔥🚀 In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix show, Tesla just smacked the *BEST* sales quarter ever right before the EV tax credit pulled a Houdini and vanished into thin air! 💸✨ Call up the hype — this scene is better than "The Office" vs. "Parks & Rec" debate! 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We just told buyers the tax credit was bedtime and they woke up at midnight with their wallets ready! 💰💤 Pure chaos!" So, like, did everyone suddenly realize that saving $7,500 was the biggest no-brainer since that time everyone decided to invest in Dogecoin? 🐶💎👐 Feeling a bit like this👇🏽 right now? *Drake pointing at tax scams while full sending to the nearest Tesla dealership* But wait! Is this a genius move or just a last-minute cash grab? As we’re sipping our overpriced matcha lattes ☕💅, let’s remember: Tesla dropping these sales like they’re hot while we all cope and seethe over our boring gas guzzlers was bound to happen. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll all be driving *hoverboards powered by mood* instead of cars, and Tesla’s prepped to dominate the skies too! 😉🚁 Buckle up, fam; it’s gonna get wild! #TeslaTakeover #MemeYourDrive