🚨🔋BREAKING: Tesla's up to their usual "Let’s tease you with features but only if you’re living in the land of fancy cheese and baguettes!" 🧀🥖 🤖💥 Soooo, the Model 3 and Y just got some snazzy upgrades! 🚀 I’m talkin’ longer ranges than your *average* Netflix binge session, and they’ve returned the front camera & indicator stalk (which is basically like finding a long-lost friend at a party and realizing they still remember your name) 💀🎉. But WAIT! Only if you live in Europe! That’s right, the rest of us are still hopping around in our Teslas like we’re on a budget vacation with no Wi-Fi 🌎✈️. 💰💔 Leaked Developer Quotes: "Yeah, we decided to give Europe the good stuff while we keep the rest of the world on rations. 🤷‍♂️ #NoCap" - Some guy in a hoodie, probably. Drake pointing: "Tesla models should *definitely* get these upgrades everywhere!" 🤤✋ But alas, we got the cringe version instead: "This is fine." 🔥😬 Hot Take: By 2024, Tesla will release a new model specifically for intergalactic travel 🛸, but only *if* you subscribe to their $100/month lunar upgrade plan! Stonks? 🚀💸 Prepare for liftoff, fr fr!