🚨🛑 HOT TAKE ALERT: TESLA'S DOOR HANDLE DRAMA 🚪🔥 So, picture this: you're cruising in your Tesla, feeling like Elon himself, when BOOM 💥—your fancy electric door handle decides it’s time for its own retirement party. 🙈 The US National Highway Traffic Safety Administration is like, “Umm excuse me, you can’t just STRANDED passengers like it’s no biggie!” 🚑😱 Enter our design guru, Franz von Holzhausen—who I'm pretty sure was born on a spaceship 🛸—revealing a “BRILLIANT” plan to redesign the door handles. He says they might put both the electric AND manual release in one button. “Genius!” 🤦‍♂️ Right? Next level galaxy brain stuff, or just a panic button? Developer Quote™: “Bro, it’s either redesign door handles or start handing out fire extinguishers for every ride.” 🔥💀 But here’s the REAL tea ☕️: You know this investigation is about to end with some ‘new and improved’ handles that probably still won’t work when you need 'em. This is Tesla's way of saying, “We love playing hide and seek with your life!” 😳💸 Prediction: 🚀 TOMORROW Elon tweets that *ALL* door handles will become a subscription service. $29.99/month for guaranteed working handles? Welcome to the future, fam! No cap! 😅💰💀