🚨🎉 BREAKING: Tesla's new budget cars are here, and you won't believe the price! 💸💥 Get ready to go from “I can’t afford gas” to “I can barely afford this electric toaster on wheels” 😂🚗⚡️ Yes, my fellow earthlings, Elon has decided to *bless us* with *stripped-down* versions of the Model Y and Model 3! 💪🛠️ Because who needs heated seats and a sound system better than a potato, amirite? 🥔🎶 Forget the flashy features; it's all about the raw, unfiltered *EV experience* now! 😱 Minimalist design? More like *no frills, no thrills* – kinda like getting served a cup of water instead of Starbucks. #Cringe ☕➡️💧 “Honestly, we just removed the extra stuff to make sure you still have enough money for avocado toast” – says one “leaked” Tesla developer who definitely isn’t crying in the corner over it. 😭🥑💔 So, is this a major glow-up for Tesla ownership? Or just a way to keep us spiraling into the “This is fine” meme like we’re in a burning forest of overpriced cars? 🔥🌲🤷‍♂️ 🔥💣 HOT TAKE: In five years, all cars will run on memes and TikTok dances. No cap. Get ready to charge your vehicles via *Viral Content*! 🚀💃📲