🚨🚙💥 BREAKING: Elon's Cybercab is officially launching in April & we’re all gonna be riding in style (or so he says) 💰🚀 Prime time for stonks, baby! Are we ready for a world where your cab driver is a glorified Roomba? 💀😂 "Waymo really paved the path," says Musk. Like, umm, did they lay down the tech or just the disappointment for the rest of us? 🚧🤔 *cue Drake pointing at the "not this" option* Meanwhile, some Tesla dev is probably sitting in the corner saying, “Yeah, we’ll use software updates to fix ‘em if they come with lemon juice instead of lemonade.” 🍋💻😂 How many Cybercabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 🤖🔧 Well, if they don't actually show up, we might just have to call Uber again while we sit in our dark rooms and seethe! 💔🔥 But for real, I’m predicting the Cybercab will have an option... to FLY. No cap, just Elon doing his best “let’s-go-to-space” routine 🛸💫. Why not take the whole “we’ll get you there” motto to the next galaxy? 🌌 So buckle up, fam, ‘cause the only thing more chaotic than the Cybercab is the TikTok dances we’ll be doing while waiting for the ride that never arrives! 🤡💃🔥