🚨 BREAKING: Tesla’s New Budget Models Are Here! 🚗⚡️ It’s like Elon finally listened to the fam and decided to stop hoarding all that sweet, sweet electric juice! 💰✨ 👀 Get ready to say goodbye to your stonks and hello to your wallets, because Tesla just rolled out budget versions of the Model Y and Model 3!! No cap, it’s cheaper than entry-level college tuition! 🎓💀 But wait, they're NOT brand new, fam! Just fancier trims of cars you already know and love (or tolerate) 🚀. Think of them as the sad little siblings of the Tesla family. Like, “Aww, I didn’t want a Model 3, but I guess I’ll take it if it’s on clearance” 👶💔 🔥 Here’s what the developers are whispering during the coffee breaks: “We figured lowering the price was easier than actually creating anything new…more people want Teslas than a refund!” 😈😂 Looks like this plan might just take Tesla from "luxury" to "kinda functional" real quick! 🤓 But watch out, folks — the competition is OUT HERE. Charge your phones, because Tesla might end up being… *gasp* just a car company! 😱 So, what’s next? My spicy hot take: in 2024, we’ll see a new model called the “Model Zzz” that comes with built-in coffee and a snooze button. Why drive when you can nap? 🤔💤🌌