🚨🚗💥 BREAKING NEWS: "Full Self-Driving? Nah, I'ma drive like I'm in a Fast & Furious movie!" - Some dude who clearly missed the memo. 💀🤡 So get this: A Tesla driver in Texas went full throttle 💨, overriding the FSD like it was an old video game cheat code. Dude mashed down that accelerator to 100%—because nothing says "I want to cruise" like plowing into a house at 70 mph on a 30 mph road! 🏠💔💨 Investigators from NTSB are out here serving tea ☕, saying Michael Butler turned his Model 3 into a literal wrecking ball. 🚀 All this while ol’ Martha Avila just wanted to vibe in her home. This is fine... right? 🔥😬 Imagine being at the wheel, blasting “Tokyo Drift” while controlling the "AI" with your foot like it's a game of Mario Kart. 🏎️💥 Our imaginary dev team must be like: "Instead of FSD, do we need a new feature called ‘Run Away from Responsibility?’" 🤖💔 Here’s a hot take: By 2025, all Teslas will be equipped with a “Dodge the House” mode. Just wait—this is gonna be stonks! 📈💰 Share this madness with your friends and remember: always throttle *that* FSD! 🤪💥