🚨BREAKING NEWS: The Rise and Fall of Tesla Dojo - A Supercomputer Saga of Epic Proportions! 🚀💻 Yo fam, Dojo was supposed to be Elon Musk's shiny new toy, a mega brain power plant for AI that would make Skynet look like a calculator. 🤖💡 But here we are! It turns out building the future isn’t all about flexing those stonks. “I wanted it to be a digital deity,” Elon allegedly said (definitely leaked 🤫). Instead, it’s like giving a toddler a box of Legos and expecting a mansion. 😤🏰 But hold up, before you start seething and coping in a corner, can we talk about how they were making this thing work? 💀🔥 This guy named Jaden, who claims to be a Tesla intern, was like, “We were just stacking GPUs like it was a Fortnite build battle... until the power grid was like, ‘chill fam.’” 🤡 This could be the *ultimate* case study on how tech dreams crash harder than a 2019 Tesla in a parking lot. 🤦‍♂️💥 No cap—Elon’s next big thing? It’s gonna be a toaster that runs on AI and serves avocado toast. 🥑🍞 🔥🔥 Prediction Time: *In 10 years, we’ll all be attending Dojo support groups, holding hands while we lament our lost aspirations of AI world domination.* #ElonComeBack #MuskMemeMadness 💰✨