"Tesla deliveries down 14% ๐๐จ Elon must be seething harder than my WiFi at 2 AM. #MuskLuck ๐๐ฅ"
๐จ๐ฅBREAKING: Tesla's Gone Full "This is Fine" Mode! ๐จ๐ฅ In a plot twist even Elon Musk couldn't rocket past, Tesla just dropped a shocking 14% in deliveries over the last quarter. That's right, folks! Only 384,122 EVs zoominโ off the line instead of sending us all into a clean energy utopia. Itโs the second quarter in a row that the numbers look like a sad stock market meme. ๐๐ With 410,244 Teslas produced in Q2, the factory is basically saying, "We made โem, but we're not delivering them like stonks dropping." Looks like they finally ran out of Wi-Fi boosters and TikTok vibes to make those sales pop! ๐๐จ๐ Rumor has it, Elon's been on a firing spree like it's Black Friday and the stock is down, as some say he gave the boot to the head of manufacturing. Imagine the boardroom drama: โYouโre firedโnow take your *inferior hat* and get out!โ ๐๐งข But WAIT! ๐คฏ The real tea is, as reports flood in about plummeting sales, some fans are saying itโs just a temporary phase. These devoted devotees are like, โNo cap, weโre still gonna turn this into the next trend!โ ๐๐ค Here's my hot take: at this rate, Teslaโs gonna start giving away cars in cereal boxes just to keep the hype alive. Remember when the Cybertruck was a meme? Well, it might just be time to cash in on the #TeslaForBreakfast trend! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ #ChaosIsComing #MuskMadness