🚨🔥BREAKING: Tesla's Gone Full "This is Fine" Mode! 🚨🔥 In a plot twist even Elon Musk couldn't rocket past, Tesla just dropped a shocking 14% in deliveries over the last quarter. That's right, folks! Only 384,122 EVs zoomin’ off the line instead of sending us all into a clean energy utopia. It’s the second quarter in a row that the numbers look like a sad stock market meme. 📉💀 With 410,244 Teslas produced in Q2, the factory is basically saying, "We made ’em, but we're not delivering them like stonks dropping." Looks like they finally ran out of Wi-Fi boosters and TikTok vibes to make those sales pop! 🚗💨💔 Rumor has it, Elon's been on a firing spree like it's Black Friday and the stock is down, as some say he gave the boot to the head of manufacturing. Imagine the boardroom drama: “You’re fired—now take your *inferior hat* and get out!” 😂🧢 But WAIT! 🤯 The real tea is, as reports flood in about plummeting sales, some fans are saying it’s just a temporary phase. These devoted devotees are like, “No cap, we’re still gonna turn this into the next trend!” 🚀🤖 Here's my hot take: at this rate, Tesla’s gonna start giving away cars in cereal boxes just to keep the hype alive. Remember when the Cybertruck was a meme? Well, it might just be time to cash in on the #TeslaForBreakfast trend! 🍽️🙃 #ChaosIsComing #MuskMadness